All you psychic folks, help me out. I have 2 blank checks left and I KNOW I have a box with 4 full and unused books of checks somewhere in this darned house. I am going to need more than 2 checks within the next couple of weeks. Where is that box of checkbooks?!  I use about 3 of the silly things a month and do not want to pay for more of them when about 400 of them are somewhere.

Tune into my frequency and tell me where to look. The box is small and rectangular, and is green with a red ribbon printed on it (I think i got them at Christmas).

I'm serious here.