A while ago, Simon offered to do a quick Tarot reading for me as he was learning and wanted some practice. So my question was "where in holy heck my love life is going".  Here is my reading.

"So here we go...
I will try to stay as general as possible since we cant talk to work out the details of the cards. But I will give some areas to work with.

I did two spreads (I got another deck today and wanted to see how it is to use) The cool thing is the children card came up in the same column in both decks. There seems to be some good feelings in the past as though you were happy with your family life. But in each deck, a sword cuts it off. Was there some legal things with the kids? either way, it doesn't necessarily seem fair or pretty for the breakup. A sort of cheated feeling. I think this experience has left you somewhat disillusioned. Some sense of mourning or bitterness of what has happened with men. One card actually suggests man troubles. With these pulls, there is a large feeling of daydreamer. This could be a romantic at heart, but that heart feels a little bruised at times. There is an idea of a fair amount of wavering, with emotions and decisions.

I don't get the feeling that someone will just present them self to you. In fact, the overwhelming theme of this read for you is to do some healing and self work. One of the cards that came up for the what-you-can-do column is a healing of the heart that many times represents cheating and feelings of infidelity. I cant know if you were cheated on, but either way, the hurt heart of an old relationship needs to be helped. The feelings inside of you have to be faced. If they are not, sarcasm that actually hurts others can be the result. This comes from a place of emotions that weren't listened to to give them some soothing reassurance. It is a lurking anger that is masking a fear. I think that you are quite imaginative. This is a good thing if it can be harnessed. It will give you new areas to try that aren't like the old things that have been done. Once this vision of what to try is dreamed, put it to the test. Stick with it a bit and give it your best shot. It is always good to be compassionate and have dealings carried out with grace. This must be internalized for you first, then it will travel outside and start to fill your relationships with others. It would be great to treat yourself kindly so others can do the same. After honoring your emotions, as I said earlier, you will have to make efforts to get outside. You are going to have to go looking, the cards dont show a love will come to you. In fact, you got the fool beginning his journey again. With a pep in his step open to the many possibilities before him! The Forrest Gump, where good things happen."

I've suspected for a while that I need to be on my own for a while, and learn to enjoy my time on my own. So this is not really a surprise, but pretty much right on target.

He was looking for other volunteers to have readings done for practice. I'm not sure if he's still looking for folks or not, but you can always ask.